With zero percent of the votes counted, Fox News just called Arizona for Kamala Harris. Said Bret Baier, “We don’t need any votes to be counted. We just have a feeling. And, we certainly got it right in 2020.” Lars Wolfgen, an Arizona Trump supporter, said “There’s no need to vote now that Kamala has won my state.”
We’re at the end of the election road, and expect the usual election meddling to commence.
Polls
Polls are a useless indicator of anything. But, they are very powerful tool for election meddling. If the “super honest” mainstream media tells you that Kamala is up by 5% in your state, then Trump voters will just stay home. But, if they tell you that Trump is up by 5% in your state, then the Democrats know they need 20,000 more illegal aliens to vote in your state.
When they do polling, they can skew the results based on who they are polling and where they are polling. The people being polled can be non-voters (children), illegal aliens and liars.
Mail In Ballots
As designed, we got a mail in ballot for my son and daughter. Of course, they don’t live here anymore. Being the honest people we are, we ripped them up and threw them away. But, do you think the crazy woman down the street with the Harris/Walz yard sign would do that? I say not likely. And, how many ballots were delivered to the wrong addresses?
Mail in ballots are one of the biggest scams in our country’s history. My father was a Democrat in Pittsburgh. Many a time, I heard him say “Vote early, and vote often.” Mail in ballots have made that mantra real. I got at least two ballots sent to my house for me. It is nothing more than legalized fraud. I live in Pennsylvania and don’t believe a word you heard on the 60 Minutes segment about how Pennsylvania is so safe.
Conclusion
While Fox News just called Arizona. Pennsylvania is bracing to begin ballot counting on December 1st. Said Secretary of State, Al Schmidt, “We hired a 95 year old couple to count the votes for this election. Unfortunately, they won’t be back from the casinos until the end of November. But, no need to worry because they can count ten ballots per hour. So, we’ll expeditiously have a winner by 2044.”
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