There is no question that Biden is an illegitimate president. He is exactly what the Democrats wanted to cheat to victory. He’s like a mannequin in a store window. But, the mannequin has more life and could be a better president. It’s time to mercifully send Biden to Countryside Acres. So, here are 81 million reasons Biden must go.
1 – Asufutimaehaehfutbw
This is one of many new words Biden has taught us. Biden says, “America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Asufutimaehaehfutbw.” The president should be able to speak in complete sentences and words. Especially when reading off of huge teleprompter. And, don’t feed me the stuttering crap. This isn’t stuttering.
2 – Lost and Alone
This is happening more often now. After Biden speaks, he is completely lost when he departs the podium. Oddly, he pretends to nod to someone in the audience while he wanders around. It’s very uncomfortable. Even for me.
3 – Inept
Biden is completely inept as president. If he worked for me, I would have fired him by 10am on his first day. He gets absolutely nothing right. I’m not submitting to the theory that his handlers make the decisions while Biden walks into walls trying to find the restroom. I think he was an inadequate student and is now a cognitively-challenged senior. I wouldn’t want this guy deciding what shirt I should wear.
4 – Hunter
Do you think Hunter Biden gets tired of hearing about Saint Beau Biden? Hunter is a train wreck. He makes Billy Carter look like a CEO. Drugs, prostitutes, shady overseas deals, a sister-in-law affair, and a whole lot more. Biden is even complicit in his shady overseas deals. But, Biden created this mess and it speaks volumes about his parenting skills. Now, he is trying to make us into a bunch of Hunters.
5 – Diplomacy
While Biden is sniffing the hair of young girls, China is buying farmland next to critical areas as they implement their plan to take over the world. When Biden speaks, he coughs and spreads his germs everywhere. Clearly Mama Biden didn’t teach her son how to cough properly. Honestly, the leaders of other countries think he is a sad, pathetic man.
6 – Names
Although Biden has a huge teleprompter the size of a movie screen, he gets confused and can’t remember peoples names. He calledAMP the Prime Minister Scott Morrison of Australia “that fella down under.” Then, he called Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin “the guy who runs that outfit over there.” It would be better to just say, “I’m sorry I forgot your name.” But, Biden tries to hide his senility. Biden is “that guy pretending to be president.”
7 – Coordination
Biden has fallen up the stairs to Air Force One not once, but twice. The first time, he fell three times. Then, while he was riding his bike, he saw a little girl with hair that he wanted to sniff, and he fell off his bike. These are just the falls we have seen. I’m sure there are more. One of these times, he is going to get seriously hurt.
8 – Anger
Biden can’t control his emotions. He often lashes out. This is a symptom of senility. When he doesn’t know what to say, he starts screaming. Just ask Hunter.
9 – Likeability
With the exception of Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney and Joe Biden, nobody likes Biden. I’m sure you’re thinking “what about Pelosi?” She doesn’t like anybody but herself. His own party is running from him. I wouldn’t want this guy stumping for me.
10 to 81 million – The Election
While Biden sat in his basement, Trump traversed the globe doing rallies. Biden spoke to 15 cars in circles while Trump had tens of thousands of people at his rallies. Biden got a smattering of applause when he spoke while people chanted “We love you.” at Trump’s rallies. This final reason that Biden must go includes every stolen vote. In truth, I would be surprised if Biden got 51 million true votes. Yet he damages our country every single day. The election was not democratic. It was one big cheat.
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