The election is finally over. And, there were a lot of bad things that happened. Here are my top ten losers from the 2024 election.
Kamala Harris
Of course, she lost the election. But, it’s how she lost the election. Honestly, I believe her political career is over. I think Kamala hit her peak. And, she can’t win if she actually has to earn it. I don’t think the Democrats are going to hand her a position like they did in this election. Stick a fork in her.
Barack Obama
He tried to play the big shot, and he went down in flames. Many of the people that held him in high regard see him for what he really is now. He’s an out of touch bully liar like his pal Joe Biden. He lost a ton of respect. But worse, he harmed his legacy. All for the weakest presidential in our nation’s history.
Mainstream Media
The mainstream media performed hari-kari on themselves. They blatantly covered for Joe Biden’s senility for years. And, they covered for Kamala Harris’ lack of credibility to be president. They called Trump and his supporters nasty names. Now, they will suck for air to get any news and nobody will watch them. Welcome to the new era of podcast journalism.
Bob Casey, Jr.
Bob Casey, Jr. was one of the two senators from Pennsylvania. He lost his election to Dave McCormick. But Casey wouldn’t concede for weeks. Now, he is the new Stacey Abrams. I guess some people can’t accept defeat. Being a Pennsylvanian myself, we don’t want you anymore Casey. This is what happens when you are in office for 18 years and do absolutely nothing for over half of your constituents.
Pro-Life Rights
Trump won the presidential election resoundingly. But, at what price to us? He moved to the middle on pro-life and pro-family issues. He is satisfied with abortion being policed by the states. And, he won’t block use of the abortion pill. Melania says that she and Donald support gay marriage. And, Trump says he supports in-vitro fertilization (IVF).
California Vote Counters
The election was a month ago, and the vote counting was finally completed in California. This is the exact reason that we don’t trust the election process. Shenanigans were definitely going on. And, nobody cared. So, we ended up with a bunch of Democrats in the House of Representatives. And, that cut the Republican control of the house to something like three seats.
Cheaters
The cheaters tried to cheat. And, in some cases they were successful. But, in a lot of cases they were caught. Some of them brazenly broke the law in Pennsylvania. And, our lying governor, Josh Shapiro, tried to pretend he was against the cheating. That was until he was for cheating. This played out across the country.
Mitch McConnell
McConnell is a dying dinosaur in the swamp of Washington, D.C. He single-handedly caused Kari Lake to lose the senate election in Arizona. McConnell handed millions of dollars to his fellow swamp creature, Larry Hogan, to lose the senate seat in Maryland. And, he gave no money to Kari Lake, who lost by a small margin. McConnell needs to retire and soon.
Joe Biden
Biden got crushed from all angles. His fellow Democrat friends embarrassed him by forcing him to quit the election. Biden’s celebrity friends dumped him ungraciously. The mainstream media turned on him, then ignored him. And, every time he opened his mouth, he said something dumber than the last time.
Celebrities
Finally, those self-absorbed, pretentious celebrities. You all should take a hard look at this election. The majority of the country don’t like you. We especially have no regard for you telling us who to vote for. Your opinion doesn’t matter. You can go and vote for whoever you want, but stay out of our faces. And, go act or sing or do whatever it is you do best and stay out of politics.
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