Depending on if you watch the mainstream media or not, you might be aware that they have found a treasure trove of top secret Biden documents in a variety of locations during the past week. Despite what they may be saying, this is much, much worse than whatever documents were found in President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence. I did a little underground journalistic work on this big story. Here are the top secret Biden documents revealed for you.
Cheater
Pretty much every intelligent human being knows that Biden cheated in the 2020 presidential election. But, now we have confirmation.
Yuck
We know that Biden has some gruesome habits like coughing into his hand then shaking someone’s hand. But, what else? If it’s in the top secret documents, then it must be true.
Dementia?
It is well documented that Biden has trouble thinking and speaking. Something just doesn’t connect between his brain and his mouth. He won’t admit to having a problem, but the top secret documents don’t lie.
Big Guy
Biden finally admits to being the “big guy” because he is president. Or is he the big guy? Or is he absolutely clueless? Can anybody say dementia test?
Corvette
Biden loves to brag about his Corvette. But, is it environmentally safe? Let’s see what the top secret document tells us.
China Joe
China Joe has been working with the Chinese for years. They have filled his pockets with a lot of money. The “big guy” scores again!
Vaccine
Remember when Biden got vaccinated on television. Some things are not always as they appear.
Sniff Sniff
We all know that Biden has a serious hair-smelling fetish. Usually it is little girls. But, what about this little girl? “You’re gonna literally see the craters on the moon with your own eyes!”
What?
All I can say is that this explains a lot. I agree about Obama. But, Biden didn’t even know he was vice president.
Puzzle
There is nothing Biden loves more than a puzzle. He can’t solve them, but he thinks he can make them. This was found among his top secret documents. The FBI has notified Congress that they need ten years and ten trillion dollars to break the code.
Conclusion
There was much, much more in Biden’s garage, offices and garbage cans. Can you imagine much more of this? Maybe I’ll have to search for more documents for a future part two post.
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