A while back, I wrote a post named “World According to TrumpAMP.” It was a take on the book “The World According to Garp.” But, it seems like it’s time to write the world according to Biden. Of course, it’s vastly different than the Trump post.
Random Thoughts
I know I walk like I have to go to the bathroom. But, Trump is spiking my food with castor oil.
Trump’s stairs always make me fall down. Oddly, nobody else has a problem with them. Remember when Trump could hardly walk on the icy walkway. He’s so feeble that he can’t even walk.
Hunter is a good boy who made a few mistakes. He’s nothing like those goody goody Trump kids.
So, I took some money from China. I deserve it. And, Trump is a billionaire. He doesn’t deserve it. You have to earn money. I did. And, Trump didn’t.
Although half of the country doesn’t believe it, I am the president. Thank goodness all of the dead people got to vote in this election. They deserved that chance.
Incoherent Thoughts
It’s hard to read the teleprompter because the words are so small. Sometimes when I squint, I see them better. But, my words never come out right anyway. I don’t know why this government can’t get rid of this Trump teleprompter.
I want to be a transsexual too. My first grade teacher told me that I was really a girl in a boy’s body. If I became a girl, I could smell my own hair and put my hands all over myself. My new name would be Hillary too.
Just give me a helmet and I’ll lead the charge to assassinate Putin. He’s an SOB, but he hasn’t come up against a Biden. I’ll give him the as%kicking he deserves. Come on man!
I didn’t leave all of that military equipment behind in Afghanistan. They were just holding it for us until we could move it to Ukraine. We got a lot of it back through the black market. I probably shouldn’t call it the black market because that is racist.
I love Easter. Jill and I get to dress up and attend mass. Remember that I’m a devout Catholic. And, I know the pope personally. What a joy to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus and the death of millions of babies that day. What a great holiday.
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