I watched the movie “WestWorld” recently and it made me think of something. What if the same concept were applied today in the world of “wokeness?” Wokeworld is scarier than WestWorld. By a long shot. So, let’s follow Tom as he visits WokeWorld.
Arrival
Tom was so excited when he arrived for his vacation week in WokeWorld. He saw a lot of the “wokeness” on cable news, but he was eager to see it firsthand. After signing the appropriate waiver forms, he got on the George Floyd train to get to WokeWorld.
Day One
Tom’s first stop was Hollywood. He went to the ESG Center to audition for a new movie named “My Racist Self.” The producer told him the movie is about a man who comes to terms with his own racism after killing an African-American woman. Then, the man decides to push critical race theory and reparations as his cause in life.
Day Two
Tom’s second day was spent at a Kohl’s department store. He worked as a sales associate. When he saw a MyPillow exhibit, he got excited. Hi co-worker, Flo, told him that it was just for show and they don’t sell pillows for some reason. Flo said they stopped doing merchandise returns because it implies that something is wrong. And, Flo said that they put dresses in the men’s department now.
Day Three
On his third day, Tom went to Georgia to vote. When they didn’t ask him for identification, he offered his identification. The clerk told him that they didn’t require identification because it is “Jim Crow” on steroids. Since Tom was African-American, he was moved to the front of the line.
Day Four
Tom went to college on his fourth day. They made him pick from 70 gender types on his application. After he selected “male,” they sent him to a class on gender identification. The professor told him that nobody is male anymore, so they need to reprogram him based on a series of questions. After responding to over 100 questions, Tom was still classified as male. This made the professor very angry, so he sent Tom to the medical facility with a note to begin transition to a woman.
Day Five
On his fifth day, Tom stayed home and watched Netflix and Hulu. But, the only shows available were about racism, transsexualism, LGBTQ+, pride month and the environment. Unfortunately, Tom could not leave. So, he sat in a corner sucking his thumb.
Day Six
Tom went to the Pride Parade. He got to dress up in rainbow t-shirt and walk with the marchers. A man (maybe woman) ripped off his/her pants and shook his/her butt in Tom’s face. Another man grabbed Tom’s hand and said we are boyfriends. Then, a woman told Tom he would make a pretty girl. Two men were having sex on a float.
Day Seven
On his final day, Tom went on a job interview. Immediately, the interviewer asked Tom what his preferred pronouns are. Tom said he didn’t know what that meant. The interviewer told him her preferred pronouns are she and her. Tom said his were he and him. She liked that. Then, she asked what he did to save the environment. He said he recycles. She didn’t like that. Finally, she asked if he was vaccinated. He said it’s none of her business. She didn’t like that.
Conclusion
WokeWorld is my worst nightmare. I think Tom was sorry he chose that vacation. It is so much worse than the WestWorld movie. But, I could see this coming in the future. But, they’ll call it a reeducation camp.
Categories:Social Justice and Reform
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