Where Did They Hide Mayor Pete?
You talk about someone disappearing from the planet. Where did they hide Mayor Pete? The last time I didn’t see him was when he didn’t visit East Palestine, Ohio, after the train derailment. Other than a likely staged visit with Ukraine’s Zelensky, Pete has been missing. I have some ideas about where he is.
Family Leave
Pete claims to be gay. And, he has a child with his husband. Pete is known to take long vacations to be with his husband and child. He was on leave when the supply chain shortage hit, and he chose to stay at home rather than fix the problem.
Gender Leave
Pete is definitely the woman in his homosexual relationship. So, maybe he is changing his sex from man to woman. That way, they can look like the nuclear family. Like Richard Levine, it can also result in a significant promotion in the Biden administration.
Cocaine Leave
Maybe it was Pete’s bag of cocaine that was found in the White House. And, maybe he is in rehabilitation. He certainly seems like the kind of person who could be persuaded by Hunter to enjoy a little nose candy.
Election Leave
This is probably the most likely of all. We might never see Pete again until the 2024 presidential election. He is such a buffoon that he is a major liability to the Biden administration. So, they have to get him out of the spotlight and keep him there. As I mentioned before, he is probably at home playing mother.
Drag Leave
Maybe Pete is on the library circuit reading sex books to children and doing drag queen shows.
Road Work
As you may or may not be aware, Pete believes that our roads are racist. So, he might be busy implementing equity and reparations. Roads can not be paved with blacktop because that represents driving over black people. Instead, all roads must be paved with white concrete so drivers can drive on white people. Every road with blacktop will receive one million dollars from the government.
Pride Parade
Perhaps Pete is the grand marshal of the Washington D.C. pride parade next June. So, he is busy picking out his costume (or lack of costume). It takes a lot of coordination for people to be able to show their private parts while marching. And, it’s also hard to build floats where people can have sex with one another for the world to see.
