I’m not crazy about Billy Joel’s politics. But, I always liked the cleverness of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” So, here is my current version of his hit song.
We Didn’t Start the Fire
Joe Biden, Chris Wray, Red China, Disney’s gay, Education, Transportation, January 6
President Trump, Obama Mama, electric car, train derailment, North Korea, South Korea, super gender mix
Democrats, dropbox, Stacey, Lost Again, Hunter, To “The Big Guy”, and a Pope that’s such a lie
Dr. Fauci, Vaccine, Killing is the new thing, ventilator, moneymaker, everyone say goodbye
We didn’t start the fire
Biden has it burning
Since the vote’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No, we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it
Lindsey Graham, Turtle Mitch, Putin and Zelensky, Lady Gretchen, Mister Cuomo, Nursing Home Kills
Gavin, FBI, DOJ, Pete B., Garland, Taiwan, Print More and More Bills
Afghan, Terror, World Economic Forum, Baby Killer, Prisoner, Satan Music, Noise Filler
Mainstream, Teacher Tricks, Border Crossings, Red Speech, Fentanyl, Energy, Money in the Ukraine
We didn’t start the fire
Biden has it burning
Since the vote’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No, we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it
BLM, NBA, NFL, All are woke, Christian, Say a prayer, Excommunicate them
MyPillow, Homeschooling, Another train derail, City crime on the rise, men are no longer male
Ilhan Omar, AOC, Tax the Rich, Green New Deal, Twitter Lie, Censor, RussiaGate is bogus
Fang Fang, Adam Schiff, Committee, and remove me, Rachel Levine, tranny, pipe explode in the sea
We didn’t start the fire
Biden has it burning
Since the vote’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No, we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it
Trump rally, Basement, Three Cars in a circle, campaign, debate, Pennsylvania steal on
DeSantis fights the mainstream, Biden looks for a handshake, Step trip, False hair, shoot down a spy balloon
Bank run, ESG, keep the agents off of me, MTG blown away, what else do I have to say?
We didn’t start the fire
Biden has it burning
Since the vote’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No, we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it
Antifa, QAnon, Strategic reserve is gone
Ray Epps, War Room, Latin Mass, Big Boom
Bill Gates, Soros, Canada, truckers on the freeway
Beetlejuice is done as mayor, Now we do not have to stare
WHO, Roe v Wade, Ivermectin, no parade
Inflation, Deflation, Debt, Egg, No Nation
Ashlii is on the floor, shooter is above the law
MAGA people everywhere, they’re the ones who really care.
We didn’t start the fire
Biden has it burning
Since the vote’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on
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