Was It Trump or Biden?
Time for another fun game. This one is called “Was it Trump or Biden?” I’ll give you a fact and you decide if it pertains to President Trump or alleged President Biden. Have fun!
First Three
He climbed Mount Everest with a 300 pound hiker on his back without a jacket in a blizzard. Come on man!
He did more positive things for the African American community than any president in history.
He deadlifted 500 pounds using only his pinky fingers while eating an ice cream cone. Come on man!
Second Three
He closed our borders and had the lowest level of illegal immigration in decades.
He got 81 million votes in the 2020 presidential election. It was the most votes for a candidate in a presidential election in history. Thankfully for him, a ton of people voted for him around 1am after vote counting stopped. Come on man!
He got more votes than a sitting president ever received in history. And, by millions of votes. Unfortunately for him, he didn’t get any votes around 1am after vote counting stopped.
Three More
When his wife wanted a new leopard miniskirt, he traveled to Africa and killed a leopard with his bare hands. Then he skinned the leopard and hand sewed a miniskirt. Come on man!
He is the most brave and resilient person I have seen in my lifetime.
While in the hot Florida sun, his face started melting revealing that he is actually Obama in disguise. Come on man!
Final Three
If you don’t vote for him in the upcoming 2024 presidential election, then you have a severe mental illness that needs to be dealt with immediately.
He can’t talk, can’t climb stairs, and basically cannot function anymore. Either he hunches over and whispers into the microphone or he screams into the microphone. Come on man!
He is the best president of my lifetime.
