Vaccinated People Are Stupid
I recently wrote a post about vaccine shaming. So, I thought I would turn the tables on the vaccinated people. I heard Joe Biden say that unvaccinated people are stupid. But, vaccinated people are stupid. They risked vaccination complications for a disease that isn’t a threat to about 99% of people who get it. And, now vaccinated people are getting coronavirus anyway and are being told to wear masks again.
No-Fly List
Vaccinated people need to be on a no-fly list. Just look at those idiot Democrats from the Texas legislature. Those vaccinated people jumped on a plane, sat close to one another, drank their beers and spread coronavirus to other vaccinated idiots. This needs to stop. Vaccinated people are putting me at risk on airplanes.
New York City
Vaccinated people need to be kept out of restaurants, bars, gyms and theaters in New York City because they are putting my life in danger. I cannot enjoy a meal, a drink or a movie with them in these businesses. Mayor de Blasio needs to put this mandate into effect immediately before they infect everybody else.
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston should immediately make all of her health records public. I want to know if she’s had any plastic surgery and when. I also would like to know who she has slept with, when and how many times.
NFL
Vaccinated players should wear a bright pink tutu. If the vaccinated players get coronavirus or spread coronavirus to the unvaccinated players, they should be fined $100,000, and forced to play with no helmet and pads for the next game.
Big Government
Dr. Fauci should immediately implement “15 days to flatten the vaccinated.” The vaccinated should be locked down and kept away from public life. If a vaccinated person complains, the person should immediately be removed from social media and flogged with a used mask in public. Since this will take 15 days, we will check in a year from now to see if it’s working.
My Fellow Americans
Vaccinated Americans should have workplace, lifestyle and travel restrictions for being a danger to me and others. Employers should change their hiring and employee retention policies such that we won’t be exposed to the dangerous vaccinated people.
Birthday Parties
Vaccinated people like President Obama should not be allowed to throw lavish birthday parties because it could become a super spreader event. Too late. He already did it, and about 70 people were infected. And, people say that unvaccinated people are dangerous.
House of Representatives
Vaccinated representatives should be banned from the building. If they try to enter the building, they should be arrested immediately. Any vaccinated person who gets into the building should be fined one billion dollars. Of course, the Democrats get a pass on the fine.
Conclusion
It’s so easy to turn the tables on this. And, it isn’t far fetched. I took the liberty of making some jokes along the way. But, this is actually realistic based on the current coronavirus climate. It’s totally true that vaccinated people are contracting and spreading coronavirus. From what I’ve read, they spread the disease at a much higher rate than the unvaccinated.
The Biden administration won’t fess up, but they are the “root cause” of the current coronavirus uptick. They aren’t testing people at the border, and they are sending illegal aliens with coronavirus to our cities. It’s so plain to see, but they just keep ignoring it. Conspiracy alert! Maybe they are doing this so more people get sick and then more people will get the vaccine.
They DESPERATELY want everybody to be vaccinated. And, that’s exactly why I DESPERATELY won’t get vaccinated. Hard sells are almost always suspicious. If you are buying a car, and you find one you like. Then, the salesperson insists you should buy another car. And, she will even take $1000 off the other car. Do you trust the salesperson or the other car?
