Two is Better Than One!
Dr. Fauci recently told us that two masks are better than one to prevent getting the Coronavirus. That got me thinking about some other things where two is better than one.
To prevent a humiliating accident, I suggest wearing two pairs of underwear. Three might be even better! Or four or five or even more. Unfortunately, your costs will increase, but you can use your Covid stimulus check.
In the same vein, I suggest two diapers on a baby. This leads to less changing and better padding for falls.
How about two sets of teeth braces? Not only will this straighten your teeth better, it will be quicker to get the braces off. Talking and eating could be a problem though.
I suggest getting two pairs of eyeglasses. The first pair can help you to see better and the second pair can help your first pair see better. Keeping them on your face could be an issue.
On a sunny day at the beach, I suggest two hats instead of one to shield the sun. The nice thing is that you can have two entirely different hats. It’s a fashion thing too.
How about identical twins? Isn’t it nice to have another “you?” Maybe?
Two noses are better than one. Well, it depends on what you’re smelling.
If we had two butts, we wouldn’t fall off our chairs as much. But, walking might be hard and you’ll have to buy two seats on an airplane. Farting could be a problem too. Especially when we’re trying to reduce methane gas for the Green New Deal.
I think we should all have two giraffes instead of one. Don’t ask.
I suggest we have two mouths. You can eat more, kiss more, slobber more, burp more and talk more. This is not the case for politicians. We don’t want them talking more.
I suggest we have two necks. That’s silly!
Get a cavity filled twice. Everyone loves the dentist and that provides the joy of drilling twice.
I suggest saying the same thing twice. I suggest saying the same thing twice. This is especially good for husbands that don’t listen to their wives. This is especially good for husbands that don’t listen to their wives. What did you say? What did you say?
Two umbrellas are better than one. The first will keep off the rain and the second will make you look absolutely foolish.
I suggest calling 911 twice. The first call is to report the emergency and the second call is to remind them about the emergency. You might get in trouble though.
And, finally, I suggest you read this post twice. You want to make sure you know when two is better than one. Thanks Dr. Fauci!
