Top Ten Ways the Democrats Will Cheat
I’m sure the Democrats are huddled together to figure out how to cheat in the 2024 presidential election. They know they won’t get away with some of the antics from the 2020 election. Here are the top ten ways the Democrats will cheat in 2024.
Scratch
The Democrats will line up some early voters to scratch Trump’s name from the ballot. They’ll go in with their quarters and scratch his name. Then, they’ll tape little arrows pointing to Biden’s name.
Wrong Place
When Democrat poll greeters see a Republican, they’ll tell her/him that they are at the wrong place. Then, they’ll point them to the nearest Walmart where there is one Dominion voting machine that flips every Trump vote to Biden.
The Dead
The Democrats will go to graveyards and dig up deceased people. Then, they will bring the dead bodies to the polling stations to vote. Thankfully for them, a lot of places don’t require voter identification and signature matching.
Disqualify
The poll workers will disqualify Republican voters through voter identification and/or signature matching. For the signature match, the poll worker will turn to a wrong page in the book with a different signature. And for the voter identification, the poll worker will keep saying over and over that the picture doesn’t look like the person.
Stop Counting
At around noon on election day, Fox News will declare Joe Biden the winner. At that point, all voting and vote counting will stop.
Outfits
Democrat voters will bring multiple outfits and masks to the polls. This will allow them to vote as many times as possible without being recognized.
Arrest
Biden’s weaponized Department of Justice and Federal Bureau of Investigation will arrest President Trump just before the polls open. In true Democrat hypocrisy, Trump will be charged with cheating in the election because his voters had the gall to use drop boxes and mail in ballots. As usual, the mainstream media will cover this story the entire day.
Block
In a show of solidarity, liberals across the country will lock hands to block conservatives from their polling places. The mainstream media will laud the peaceful protest. And, Attorney General Merrick Garland will proclaim that no law is being broken. When a conservative in Casper, Wyoming, attempts to break the chain, she is immediately detained and Liz Cheney quickly declares that an insurrection has occurred.
Disease X
Disease X will be released into the environment a month before the election (this is called an October surprise). The election will be postponed until Biden can win it (never).
Water Pipe
A broken water pipe will be installed at every vote counting station. As soon as Trump gets a lead, the water pipe will break and vote counting will stop. Then, suitcases of fake Biden votes will be brought in and all of the Biden votes that were already counted will be scanned in again. Of course, this time the cameras will break too.
