Top Ten Trump Visitors
As President Trump prepares for his third term, he is already meeting with foreign leaders at Mar-a-lago. Actually, Trump is the true president right now. Nobody knows where Biden is. Anyway, here are my top ten Trump visitors that I want to see. They are in no particular order.
Robert DeNiro
If you kiss the ring Robert, then Trump will help you restore your Hollywood legacy and your career. If you don’t kiss the ring, then your acting career continues to swirl down the toilet. Nobody wants you because you don’t want us. That’s fair.
Virgin Mary
Mary can straighten out Trump regarding his sudden acceptance of abortion and in vitro fertilization. God is with Trump considering he survived an assassination attempt. But, Mary can convince Trump to protect the lives of the unborn.
Letitia James
Trump and James can play a round of “New York City Monopoly.” President Trump gets to build on the properties and James gets to take all of his properties. But, Trump gets the “Get out of jail free” card. Of course, James cheats and puts Trump back in jail for no reason. Next game up is “Life.”
Christopher Wray
This would be a doozy. Trump gets to talk to the man who ordered his agents to raid Melania’s underwear drawer and Barron’s bedroom. And, I would cherish watching Wray beg for his job. Regardless how this meeting goes, just seeing Wray squirm is worth the cost.
Merrick Garland
Garland has officially been declared the worst Attorney General in the history of the United States. I think the meeting would be interesting. Garland (the weasel) would sit there and say nothing. Until he asks Trump which way Melania’s bedroom is. Then, Trump can jack slap him.
Liz Cheney
This meeting would be the doozy of all doozies. Just imagine Trump and Cheney sitting down to dinner together. They dispense with casual conversation, then Cheney turns bright red after eating the pork. It turns out that Trump put hot sauce on her pork. I could have gone farther, but I’ll leave it as hot sauce.
Chris Christie
The donut king stops by for breakfast. Trump has a buffet spread of everything you can imagine for breakfast. After his third trip in the buffet line, Melania brings him a platter of 24 donuts. He devours all of them leaving powdered sugar, Bavarian creme and glaze all over his face. Christie asks Trump if he can shower. Trump says “Sure. The ocean is that way.”
Pope Francis
Our favorite globalist Pope decides to pay Trump a visit. He offers Trump communion even though Trump isn’t Catholic. Then, he thanks Trump for supporting abortion which is near and dear to the Pope’s heart. Of course, the pope tells Trump that the world is going to end. Not because of the second coming of Jesus. The pope says it is because of global warming and the melting of the polar ice caps. Trump tells him that the polar ice caps can become our 52nd state and the pope can be the governor.
Klaus Schwab
Wily old Klaus Schwab, formerly of the World Economic Forum (WEF) makes a surprise visit. He immediately invites Trump to be a junior member of the WEF team. Schwab tells Trump just to pretend it’s the WWE instead of the WEF. Then Trump applies a signature WWE move on Schwab knocking him to the floor. When Schwab can’t get up, Trump throws a rug over him so the FBI will trample him during their next raid.
Adam Schiff
And finally, the pencil neck idiot pays Trump a visit. But, Trump has no idea he’s there. Schiff is outside the compound with his “Russia detector” trying to find Russian remnants in the soil. At one point, Schiff’s detector starts beeping wildly. After he digs a little way down, he uncovers Hunter’s laptop and Hillary’s email server. Schiff can’t cover them back up fast enough. Of course, he then brags on CNN that he found proven evidence that Trump is a Russian asset.
