Top Ten Things That Are Trump’s Fault
The Democrats are so ignorant. They have this transparent strategy of picking one of the issues they caused, acting like they denounce it, and then blame it on Trump and the Republicans. So, here are the top ten things that are Trump’s fault according to the Democrats.
Santa
When little Billy stops believing in Santa Claus, it is Trump’s fault. Trump loves ruining holidays for children. He travels the globe in his jet a month before Christmas to tell children that there is no Santa Clause. As a bonus, he also tells them there is no Easter Bunny because that is downright silly.
Pearl Harbor
Trump worked with the Japanese for the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. He gave them the coordinates for Biden’s house in Scranton, Pennsylvania. But, the Japanese missed the coordinates by half of the globe. It doesn’t matter anyway because we don’t know where Biden lived then. That usually depends on where he is speaking. In other words, when he is speaking in Omaha, Nebraska, then he used to live in Omaha.
Erection
As we are all well aware, Trump led the erection at the Capitol on January 6th. While he was speaking near the Lincoln Memorial, his body double was smashing windows at the Capitol building and encouraging the FBI agents to storm the Capitol.
Schools
Of course, Trump is responsible for encouraging schools to supply pornographic material in their libraries. Biden and the Democrats are aghast this is happening. But, to them, this is just another flaw in Trump’s character.
National Debt
According to the twisted Democrats, they have added twenty trillion dollars to the national debt to undo the five trillion dollars that Trump allegedly added to the national debt. If you ask a Democrat what the national debt is, they answer that it is something Trump created.
Global Warming
Without question, the Democrats insist Trump and the Republicans are at fault for global warming. They believe that Trump feeds cattle a lot of fiber so they fart more. And, he leads expeditions of people to melt the polar icecaps with hair dryers. Trump also tells his voters to buy electric cars and personal jets so that we can pollute the environment as much as possible.
Falling
Every time Biden falls, it is Trump’s fault. Trump has been accused of tripping Biden, throwing down a banana peel and tying Biden’s shoelaces together. Of course, we have seen the video of Trump hitting a golf ball off Biden causing him to fall. Trump is a bully.
Kamala
The Democrats are fuming about this one. Secretly, Trump told Biden that Kamala is a super candidate for Vice President. Of course, Trump knew that she is perhaps the most incompetent person in American history. So, Biden selected her, and the rest is “her-story.”
Coronavirus
Just so he couldn’t win a second term as president, Trump colluded with China to release the “China virus” on the world. His super bonus was that the virus would also destroy all of the work he did to improve the economy. According to Biden and his Democratic cronies, they had to destroy the supply chain and inflate prices because of Trump’s careless actions.
Border
In order to win the 2024 presidential election, Trump disguises himself as an illegal alien to lead caravans of people to cross the southern border illegally. He also works closely with the cartels to make sure as much fentanyl gets into America and that human trafficking thrives. The Democrats also believe that Trump is tearing down the wall he built.
