Top Ten Democrat Traps for Trump
The Democrats didn’t win the election. In fact, they lost the presidency, the House of Representatives and the Senate. The Democrats run their campaigns on abortion. And, that’s it. So, after losing, the Democrats are setting traps to hinder or even stop Trump’s agenda. Here are my top ten Democrat traps for Trump.
Candy
The Democrats are going to empty all of the candy dishes in the White House before Trump moves in. Of course, they’ll leave behind the bag of Kamala’s cocaine in the event they need it to frame Trump or one of his family members.
Pencils
The Democrats are going to break the tips off of all the pencils in the White House. And, they are going to hide all of the pens. They’ll remove the pencil erasers also.
Sleep
The Democrats are going to put rocks under Trump’s mattress so he can’t sleep good. While they’re at it, they’ll also put Christopher Wray under the bed. He’s a Trump favorite.
Salt
The Democrats are going to loosen the caps on all of the salt shakers in the White House. Then, they will hide and videotape Trump getting salt all over his food.
Party
The Democrats will throw a big party in Washington D.C. and they’ll invite Trump. But, they’ll tell only Trump that it is a masquerade party. Then, he will make a fool of himself when he arrives in costume.
Music
The Democrats are going to change the background music in the White House so it only plays singers who campaigned for Kamala. So, Trump will get an overload of Bruce Springsteen, Beyonce, Cardi B, Taylor Swift and Megan thee Stallion. The Democrats will remove the song YMCA from everywhere in the White House.
Whoopie
The Democrats are going to put whoopie cushions on all of the seats in the White House. Then, they will call MSNBC to report that Trump and his staff have a farting problem. This will trigger Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to protect the environment by slipping Gas-X in the drinks of the Trump administration. I wonder if Ocasio-Cortez farts.
Biden
A video of Biden’s speeches will be set to auto play on all White House televisions. Trump won’t be able to change the channel to something else. Since Trump is trying to sleep on rocks, he’ll use this video loop to help him fall asleep.
Laptops
The Democrats are going to reprogram all of Trump’s personal computers so that the screen output is Chinese. And, they are going to lock the setting so it can’t be changed.
Scratching
The Democrats are going to put itching powder in Trump’s underwear drawer. Then, they will watch Trump scratch his groin to their delight.
