The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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We are officially in the twelve days of Christmas, so here is a take on the old favorite song.

First Day

On the first day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. A vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Second Day

On the second day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Third Day

On the third day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Fourth Day

On the fourth day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Fifth Day

On the fifth day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Sixth Day

On the sixth day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Six million migrants.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Seventh Day

On the seventh day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Seven wars a’ brewing. Six million migrants.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Eighth Day

On the eighth day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Eight censored tweets. Seven wars a’ brewing. Six million migrants.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Ninth Day

On the ninth day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Nine electric cars. Eight censored tweets. Seven wars a’ brewing. Six million migrants.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Tenth Day

On the tenth day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Ten racist comments. Nine electric cars. Eight censored tweets. Seven wars a’ brewing. Six million migrants.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Eleventh Day

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Eleven dead soldiers. Ten racist comments. Nine electric cars. Eight censored tweets. Seven wars a’ brewing. Six million migrants.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Twelfth Day

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me. Twelve FBI raids. Eleven dead soldiers. Ten racist comments. Nine electric cars. Eight censored tweets. Seven wars a’ brewing. Six million migrants.

Five dollar gas!

Four whopping lies. Three trans kids. Two years in jail. And, a vaccine with stuff you can’t see.

Conclusion

And, those are the gifts that illegitimate president Joe Biden gave us. Thanks!

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