It’s time for the “pick your answer” game. Here is how it works. I’ll give you a sentence that is missing a word or phrase, then I’ll give you two choices to fill in the blank. You can pick the answer you like the best. Come on man! It will be fun.
Set #1
As a man, I went to Target to buy a “tuck-friendly” one piece swimsuit, and the name of the swimsuit was __________.
- Tuckleberry Sin
- Tucker
Since partnering with a mentally ill man who thinks he’s a woman, Bud Light should change it’s name to __________.
- We R Dumb
- Woke Kills
FBI Director Christopher Wray was called into the office of Attorney General Merrick Garland to discuss arresting traditional Catholics for __________.
- Women dressing like women
- Men dressing like men
__________ is the ugliest Mayor in the United States.
- Any Democrat mayor
- Any mayor who is a Democrat
Disney used to make great children’s movies, but now they make __________.
- Kiddie Porn
- Tuck-friendly children’s books
Set #2
If you put all of the politicians into a bag, you would end up with __________.
- A bag of nuts (easy answer)
- A bag of garbage (easy too)
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were sitting on a fence. Joe fell off. Who was left? __________
- Neither because Kamala cackled and fell off too
- Both because Joe didn’t know he fell off
If Nancy Pelosi and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fell in a river, I would save __________.
- The river because it would be seriously polluted
- Money
I traded in my gas vehicle for an electric vehicle because __________.
- Gas vehicles are racist
- I have a really long extension cord
As a man, I decided to join the military because __________.
- They have uniforms for pregnant soldiers
- I “woke” up wanting to
Set #3
The ugliest drag queen in history would be __________.
- Mitt Romney
- Liz Cheney
Dogs are dogs. Cats are cats. And __________.
- Democrats are Democrats
- Boys are boys
Conclusion
That was fun. And, maybe a little close to reality. I hope you enjoyed it.
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