The Old Switcheroo
What if some of the Democrats who support transexual grooming of our children were forced to undergo the old switcheroo themselves? Let’s take a look at how that might play out.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden would become an uglier version of Nancy Pelosi. Just imagine that. And, he would don those polyester pant suits. Of course, her preferred pronouns would be “It” and “What the hell?” And, her name would be Nancy.
Jill Biden
Doctor Jill (who could perform her own procedure) would be a biker guy. She gets to wear her favorite leather clothes. His preferred pronouns would be “Doc” and “Burrito”. And, his name would be Snake.
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi would be a worse version of Bernie Sanders. In fact, she would make the real Sanders look like a model. This procedure might be the best thing to happen to Pelosi. She can sure use a makeover. Did you ever see the video of her in the hair salon? Yikes! His preferred pronouns would be “Improved” and “Better”. And, his name would be Lil’ Bern.
Bernie Sanders
Must I do this? Bernie would rival Rachel Levine for the ugliest woman on the planet. There is nothing good about this transition except the payback he would get. I’m throwing up in my mouth right now. Her preferred pronouns would be “Homely” and “Repelling”. And, her name would be Rachie.
Sandy Cortez
Sandy Cortez would look just like Steve Buscemi. In fact, they would be doppelgangers. She actually might look better as a man. His preferred pronouns would be “Bug” and “Eyes”. And, his name would be Bugeyes.
Maxine Waters
OMG!!! I don’t think it would be human. Remember “brundlefly” in the movie “The Fly.” This would be inhumane to her and all of us. But, it’s happening. It’s personal pronouns would be “What am I?” and “Guess”. And, it’s name would be Gruesome.
Adam Schiff
He would be downright scary as a woman. I can’t think of a look alike. But, I don’t think he’ll be able to shake the “I’m really dumb” face. So, put a wig and lipstick on that face and you get a watermelon with a wig and lipstick. Her preferred pronouns would be “seedless” and “liar.” And, her name would be Liz.
Chuck Schumer
I want you to think of The Penguin from Batman as a girl. Got that? And what do you think? Because that is exactly what pretty girl Schumer would look like. Her preferred pronouns would be “Waaaa” and “Oswald.” And, her name would be Tucks-edo.
Pete Buttigieg
Never mind. He’s already a girl.
Janet Yellen
Never mind. She’s already a boy.
Kamala Harris
Kamala is an interesting one. I think she converts nicely because she’s already half way there. And she’ll laugh through the operation. Then she’ll laugh when she sees herself as a man. And we will too. His preferred pronouns would be “Cackle” and “Veep-not.” And, his name would be Donald.
