The Names That Democrats Call Me
I have been thinking about all of the names that Democrats call me? The names don’t bother me. In fact, I laugh about it. I feel like I’m on a playground in first grade. The name calling goes all the way up to the illegitimate president, Joe Biden. Here are the names they call me.
Domestic Terrorist
In between going to church and praying, I am loading water guns to take out the White House. After I scale the fence and get in the building, I’ll shoot Biden’s cocaine stash and ruin it. Then, I’ll shoot Biden in the face so his plastic surgery runs down his face. It would be a bonus if I can shoot Kamala’s face so we can see her without makeup. I don’t have anything to say about Jill Biden. It would just be fun. See, I’m a domestic terrorist.
Fascist
When I’m not wearing my khakis and dress shoes, I like to wear my Nazi uniform around. In fact, I love my Nazi pajamas. Of course, all of my friends where Nazi uniforms too. After Christmas, I had to put down my “Tucker” book to read Hitler and Mussolini. See, I’m a fascist.
Anti-Vaxxer
I like to cut myself on a rusty fence and see if I get lockjaw. The Democrats hate me because I won’t get an experimental shot that I don’t want inside my body. But, If I was pregnant and didn’t want my baby, they would celebrate that killing my baby was my choice because it’s my body. I don’t think they know how dumb they sound about this. By the way, I got all of the requisite vaccines as a child. Of course, I had no choice. See, I’m an anti-vaxxer.
Racist
After I give a non-white elderly lady my seat on the bus, I berate her and call her names. When my non-white friends come to visit, I make them sit on the back patio in the cold. At work, I refuse to have meetings with my non-white friends. Every time I see Byron Donalds and Tim Scott, I feel rage even though I really like them. Non-white rappers infuriate me because they like Trump. See, I’m a racist.
Homophobic
I won’t try to be funny here. I’m not homophobic. But, I’m homo-apathetic. I don’t care, except when Pope Francis wants to bless them since he is blessing sin. They can do whatever they want as long as they don’t push it on me. That means the stupid parades. See, I’m homophobic.
Anti-transgender
I won’t try to be funny here either. If an adult wants to change their biological sex, go for it. But, stop pushing it on children. That is downright evil. If that makes me anti-transgender, then I’m guilty as charged.
Deplorable
I just got back from Walmart where I bought a new gun. And, I sweated the entire time, and my shirt smells. I just noticed that two of my front teeth are missing, so I’m having trouble eating my donuts. I went out to my truck with a gun hanging in the back window. Of course, I put a bandana on my head and turned on the country station. Then I went to church. See, I’m a deplorable.
Conclusion
These are the names that jumped out at me. There are many more. I remember when I was in first grade, a boy called me a baby. I didn’t react and it made him even more angry. So, he called me a sissy. Again, I didn’t react, so he came over and punched me in the stomach. That’s why the Democrats call us so many names. Because, we don’t react and it enrages them. They are the “babies” and “sissies.”
