The Name Game – Fun Edition
“The Name Game” was a song from 1964 performed by Shirley Ellis. It’s a rhyming game that creates variations on a person’s name. I think we can have some fun with this. So, here is The Name Game – Fun Edition.
Questions 1 to 3
This National Football League tight end has stolen the title of dumbest human from Rob Go_Gronkowski.
- Joe Buh-Bi-den
- Nancy Poo-Losi
- Mr. Fuh-Fizer
This alleged president can’t stand trial because he is a sad old man with memory issues.
- Joe Buh-Bi-Den
- Nancy Poo-Losi
- Mr. Fuh-Fizer
This representative seems to always be drunk when speaking. And, has George Washington’s wooden teeth.
- Joe Buh-Bi-Den
- Nancy Poo-Losi
- Mr. Fuh-Fizer
Questions 4 to 6
This “View” television personality lashes out at others to compensate for her lack of knowledge and inner and outer ugliness.
- George W. Boo-Bush
- Joy Boo-Har
- Karine Jean-Pee-Air
This former Republican president was dumb as a rock even when he wasn’t drunk or high.
- George W. Boo-Bush
- Joy Boo-Har
- Karine Jean-Pee-Air
This White House Press Secretary is a great representative of the alleged president because she can’t speak either.
- George W. Boo-Bush
- Joy Boo-Har
- Karine Jean-Pee-Air
Questions 7 to 9
This Republican presidential candidate is confident to win the nod after losing a primary to “She/Her.”
- Nikki Ho-Hey-Lee
- Foo-Fani Willis
- Merrick Goo-Goo-Garland
This District Attorney from Georgia is learning that when you are a vicious, nasty, vengeful person, life can kick you right back in the butt.
- Nikki Ho-Hey-Lee
- Foo-Fani Willis
- Merrick Goo-Goo-Garland
This Attorney General, also known as “The Weasel,” got in trouble with “The Big Guy” for allowing a report belittling the alleged president for being a senile old man.
- Nikki Ho-Hey-Lee
- Foo-Fani Willis
- Merrick Goo-Goo-Garland
Bonus Question
This representative from Minnesota believes she is saving her home country of Somalia from American tyranny.
- Ilhan Oh-My-Ar
- Joy-Less Reid
- Rachel Mad-Oww
