The Last Straight Person
John sped through the woods in a zig zag fashion to miss the trees. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw one of them coming his way. Then, he saw a group of them ahead. The transsexuals were trying to surround him. John was the last straight person, and they wanted that to change. So, John ducked into a hole and covered himself with brush. Once he was sure they were gone, he climbed out and began walking to the city.
The City
When John got to the city, he walked toward his house. He passed some transsexual teachers in a booth who told him he was really a she and that they can help him with the transition. He laughed at them and continued along.
Then, a drag queen jumped out from behind a wall and started dancing provocatively around John. The drag queen asked John if he wants help transitioning his gender. John said he didn’t want help and the dancer got angry.
The Pursuit
When John got home, he had a snack and a drink. Then he turned on the radio. The announcer said that they knew that there was one final person who was not transitioned. And, the announcer said that everyone was looking for the person. John knew the last person was him. So, he turned on the television. The program had a picture of John and said that he was the most wanted person and a reward would be given if he was caught.
John needed to get somewhere safe, so he grabbed one of his sister’s dresses, a wig and a hat. He figured if he looked like a girl, then they would leave him alone. He walked several blocks and nobody noticed him. Then, a huge gust of wind blew John’s hat and wig off. All of the transsexuals looked at him and started coming toward him. John ran away as fast as he could. The she-men were pretty fast, but John was fast too.
He turned down an alley and hid behind a garbage can. John wondered how he would get to safety. He needed a car. So, he headed back to the streets looking for a car.
The Catch
Just as he passed the first block, he saw an abandoned taxi cab. He ran to the cab and jumped in. Then, he started the engine and started driving. But, a group of transsexuals saw him and got in their car to pursue him. They also radioed some friends in his direction to stop him.
As John drove, he saw a barricade of cars ahead. In his rear view mirror, he saw the transsexuals following him. He was trapped, so he got out of the car and headed for the shops along the street. When he went into the first shop, they grabbed him and handcuffed him.
John sat handcuffed in a chair when the government doctor came in. The doctor said to load him in the van and they would meet at the facility.
The Escape
John woke up tied to a stretcher in the facility. Next to the stretcher was a bunch of surgical instruments and a bunch of vials of clear liquid. The doctor came over and told John that he had been given the go ahead from the government to proceed with the transformation. He also told John that he was special because he was the last person in the United States to be transformed. Then, he told John that he would be right back.
When the doctor left, John dislocated his right wrist and pulled it out of the restraints. Then, he released himself from the other restraints. He climbed down from the stretcher and went into a closet. He found surgical clothes and put them on. Then, he walked out of the facility unnoticed and stole an ambulance.
The Castaway
John drove the ambulance to Mexico where they didn’t do transformations. He would have to start over in a foreign country, but it was better than the mess in the United States. John wasn’t the last straight person anymore. He was a normal person in Mexico. And, the United States achieved the transformation of their entire population. Boys are girls and girls are boys in Biden’s America.
