The Domestic Terrorist Test

Are you a domestic terrorist? Take the Domestic Terrorist test to find out. It’s ten questions, four bonus questions and one extra credit question. If you get at least seven questions correct, then you are a threat to democracy. And, your name will immediately be sent to the FBI so the jackboots can knock your door down. Good luck!

Questions 1 to 5

The real winner of the 2020 presidential election was:

1. President Trump
2. The Big Guy
3. Hunter Biden
4. China

When you think of a boob, what comes to mind?

1. Dementia Joe Biden
2. Lazy Kamala
3. Crazy Nancy Pelosi
4. All of the above

Who would you most want with you when the jackboots knock your door down?

1. Marjorie Taylor Greene
2. Lauren Boebert
3. Matt Gaetz
4. Any or all of the above

What is Joey Biden’s favorite ice cream flavor?

1. Young girl’s hair
2. Word Salad
3. She My Ho
4. Accident in My Pants

Which conservative woman is most beautiful?

1. Kayleigh McEnany
2. Emily Compagno
3. Marsha Blackburn
4. All conservative women are beautiful

Questions 6 to 10

Which liberal woman is the ugliest?

1. Sandy Cortez
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. Kamala
4. Rachel Levine (or should this be liberal man)
5. All liberal women are dog-ugly

When you think of Merrick Garland, what comes to mind?

1. Weasel
2. Wimp
3. Bed Wetter
4. Incontinent

If you could put one of these people in a political prison gulag for 20 years, who would you pick?

1. Liz “Abraham Lincoln” Cheney
2. Adam Kinzinger (crying is a bonus)
3. Mitt Romney
4. Mitch McConnell

Who was really responsible for January 6th?

1. Nancy Pelosi
2. FBI
3. Antifa
4. All of the above

Who do you most want to see in underwear?

1. The Big Guy
2. Chucky Schumer
3. Crazy Nancy
4. Kamala
5. General Milley
6. Rachel Levine
7. None. I just threw up in my own mouth)

Bonus Round

What are your preferred pronouns?

1. Domestic terrorist and threat to democracy
2. Hair sniffer and shoulder rubber
3. Bite me and kiss my a$%
4. Jackboot and intimidator

When I say “George W. Bush,” what do you think?

1. Fraud
2. Benedict Arnold
3. Michelle Obama’s buddy
4. Milquetoast

What sex is Michelle Obama?

1. Definitely male
2. Unlikely female
3. Depends on what Barack wants that day
4. Whatever Rachel Levine thinks he is

What disgusts you the most about Hillary Clinton?

1. She is as ugly as mortal sin
2. Every time she opens her mouth
3. She likes to wear Monica Lewinsky’s stained dress to get Billy excited
4. Everything

Extra Credit

Which RINO will most likely sabotage the Republican’s chance of victory in the midterms?

1. Mitch (We have low quality candidates) McConnell
2. Lindsey (I’ll introduce a strict abortion bill all of a sudden) Graham
3. Liz (I’m on the warpath after losing by 40 points) Cheney
4. Mitt (I want more Democrat buddies) Romney

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