The Balloon in the Sky
I’m sure most of you know by now that a Chinese spy balloon crossed our entire country this past week. The Biden administration, who is beholden to China because of Hunter Biden, finally shot down the balloon after it crossed our entire nation. However, the balloon had already captured data on most of our nuclear plants. I wonder what was in the balloon in the sky.
Eggs
Maybe the balloon in the sky was filled with eggs. Just another way to deplete the egg supply. Or, maybe it was dropping chicken feed that halted egg production. Maybe it was filled with chickens to drop them to their death.
Beef
Maybe the balloon in the sky was dropping something to kill cattle. Or, maybe it was dropping gas-x to stop the cattle from farting.
Feminine Products
Maybe the balloon in the sky contained feminine products. That would explain where they all went, and why the shelves are bare.
Lindsey
Maybe Lindsey Graham was in the balloon in the sky. And, maybe he was looking for more artillery to send to Ukraine. But, what if the balloon accidentally took a turn and went over our southern border. He would drop water guns.
Go Dog Go
What if the dog in the book “Go Dog Go” was in the balloon? And, he was trying to get to the big dog party. Since it is a racist Dr. Seuss book, Biden would shoot it down for sure.
Trump
Maybe President Trump was in the balloon in the sky. And, maybe he was dropping his “baseball” cards. Of course, some would be touting himself for the 2024 presidential nomination. But, I’m sure he would also drop some “bad guy” cards with his new names for Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley.
Documents
Maybe the balloon in the sky contains all of Biden’s top secret documents and he was hoping to drop them in the ocean. Yes. This is the most likely.
Kerry
Maybe John Kerry was in the balloon. Our climate czar is known to fly around in his own jet which emits more carbon that a thousand cars. So, maybe he is showing us that he can travel in a more environment-friendly vehicle.
Chinese
Maybe a bunch of Chinese people were in the balloon trying to escape the draconian coronavirus measures in China.
M&Ms
Could it be the LGBTQ M&Ms in the balloon? Those new M&Ms made such a splash that they have been pulled off the shelf faster than new Coke.
Pope
Maybe Pope Francis was in the balloon looking for Catholics who are celebrating the Latin mass.
Conclusion
That was one big balloon the Chinese floated over our country to spy on us. Of course, the Biden administration let it go until it had already done it’s job. Shame on them. But, that’s what happens when China gives the Biden’s money.
