Thanksgiving Talking Points For Uncle

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Joe Biden has a weird habit of whispering during his speeches

Joe Biden and his Chief of Staff Ron Klain decided to politicize the Thanksgiving holiday by releasing a list of talking points touting Biden’s top accomplishments in office. Why let a good holiday go to waste? They tried to “cutesy” it up by saying it’s for chatting with your uncle at dinner. Of course, the implication is that you are a young smart ass liberal and your uncle is a dumb MAGA extremist. So, disrespecting your uncle’s views is perfectly acceptable at a family dinner. Since Klain lied through his teeth, here are some true Thanksgiving talking points for uncle.

Children

  • It is acceptable for children as young as two years old to transition their gender and be sexually mutilated under Biden.
  • Biden has implemented drag shows for our children so they can be exposed to cross dressing at a young age.
  • Biden has murdered millions of babies in the womb. This is one of his biggest accomplishments.
  • Critical race theory is common in our schools because of Biden.

Economy

  • Gas prices hit an all time high under Biden.
  • Thanksgiving dinner will cost us 20% this year because of Biden.
  • Mother’s could not find baby formula and some still can’t thanks to Biden.
  • Inflation is real and we are paying more for everything in Biden’s economy.
  • Two plastic bags of groceries costs about $50 under Biden.
  • Americans can’t afford homes and some are foreclosing in the Biden economy.
  • People may not be able to heat their homes this winter thanks to Biden.

Security

  • Biden opened our southern border so that sex traffickers and fentanyl can overtake our country.
  • Thanks to Biden, carjacking is a common occurrence.
  • Biden has allowed murder to hit an all-time high in our cities.
  • We are threatened with World War III because of Biden’s policies.
  • Biden has drawn down our strategic petroleum reserve so we will be in peril if an emergency occurs.
  • Riots in our cities are peaceful protests under Biden.
  • According to Biden, murderers and rapists should be set free.

Medicine

  • Biden took on Big Pharma to lower prescription and healthcare costs. Oops! President Trump actually did this.
  • Thanks to Biden’s lunatic pushing of the untested coronavirus vaccine, thousands of American’s are dying.

Unity

  • Biden is thankful that he can call half of the country domestic terrorists and threats to democracy.
  • Holding political prisoners for no reason is an earmark of Biden’s administration.
  • For Biden, it’s acceptable to raid the residence of a former president for no reason.
  • Biden loves using the FBI to raid American homes of his political opponents.

Other

  • The president can take 50 vacations costing us millions of dollars under Biden.
  • It’s perfectly fine for the president to inappropriately touch children and smell their hair thanks to Biden.
  • Biden rewarded the Taliban in Afghanistan with millions of dollars in military equipment free of charge.
  • Thanks to his son Hunter, Biden received financial benefits from foreign enemies.
  • Biden censors his political opponents and has done everything in his power to remove free speech.
  • Biden has no respect for our Constitution and Declaration of Independence.
  • Forgiving student debt and ignoring all of the people who didn’t go to college is high on Biden’s list.

Conclusion

Biden is the worst president in the history of our country. And, I’m not thankful that he stole the election in 2020 to also become an illegitimate president.

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