Thank You Woke World
I was put off by the woke world at first. But, now I realize that it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Thank you woke world. You opened my eyes to a lot of new options.
Music
I am now an official country music fan. I was a fan of 1970 and 1980 music. But, after musicians like Neil Young and Roger Waters spout evil, I decided to try something new. And, I love it. I should have switched years ago. I don’t care about these people who make fun of country music. Except for some rare instances, the music represents my beliefs and values.
Beer
I’m not a big beer drinker. But, I was a fan of the Bud Light lime beer, especially in the hot weather. Thanks to Bud Light making one of the biggest marketing mistakes of all time, I turned to Yuengling. It tastes better, costs less and is brewed in America. I’m so glad Bud led me to Yuengling. I found my beer of choice now.
Groceries
I used to be a grocery store bouncer. I shopped at different stores. Then, some of the non-American owned stores went woke. Wegman’s even stopped providing plastic bags. So, I turned to Weis. There is nothing woke about Weis and they are American-owned. It’s the only grocery store I shop at now. I even moved my prescriptions to their pharmacy. And, I am friendly with the people that work there.
Shopping
I used to shop at Target quite a bit. But, they went the most woke of any others mentioned in this post. I have moved on to some other stores, and it has worked out great. The products are better, the prices are better, and I don’t have to walk in the door to see a rainbow t-shirt for children. My new options are more convenient too. I owe Target a big thank you for helping me find other options.
Conclusion
This post is not a joke. I mean everything I said. The woke are actually doing us all a favor. They are helping us find better options. In most cases, we likely didn’t explore the other options because we were comfortable with what we were doing. I hope some more woke people and organizations come out so I can find other options elsewhere. When they go woke, it’s inconvenient for a short time, then it’s a bonanza when you find a better option. Thank you to the woke crowd. You are free marketing for the non-woke crowd.
