Ten Mandates I Want To See
While our illegitimate president threatens us with mandates and tries to control everything we do, here are ten mandates I want to see right now.
Border Wall
There should be a mandate to complete the wall on our southern border. It should be completed by the end of 2021. Biden should have to pay a $14,000 fine from Hunter’s art earnings for every foot of wall that is not completed. Our border czar, Kamala, should be mandated to dig every hole that is needed. And Nancy Pelosi should be mandated to test every opening by sticking her head in between the posts. Finally, Hunter Biden should be mandated to paint the wall with his finger paints.
Election Integrity
There should be a mandate to eliminate voting by mail, except in absentee circumstances. And, there should be a mandate that you must present valid photo identification to vote. There should also be a mandate that every state must do an election audit within thirty days of every election. Every Democrat must sign in blood that they won’t cheat again, or they will be fired immediately. And for every illegal vote found in the audit, that candidate should be fined $14,000 per vote. Nancy Pelosi must erect her fencing around every voting location so that Democrat insurrectionists (all Democrats) cannot cheat.
RINOs
There should be a mandate that all RINOs (Republicans in name only) are immediately returned to zoos around the country. They should be placed in cages where they can roll around in the mud just like they should. As new RINOs emerge, they should also be returned to a zoo. Unfortunately new RINOs are born just about every day. The worst offenders like Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, Mitt Romney, Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins and Mitch McConnell should be released into the wild in Africa to live among their only friends.
Intelligence and Cognitive Function
There should be a mandate that the president must have an IQ above 29. And, the president must pass a cognitive test by saying a five minute speech without twisting and jumbling the words. The president should also be tested for muscle flexibility by climbing a flight of stairs without falling. More than one fall should be a failure. Let’s not forget lying. There should be a mandate that the president can’t lie to the American people. The president should wear an electrode and when a lie is told, a shock is sent through his body. This also applies to stories that are fairy tales.
Representative Adam Kinzinger
There should be a mandate that every time Adam Kinzinger cries, he gets put in timeout for no less than a week. And, if he continues crying in his timeout, he pays a $14,000 fine. After three timeouts, Kinzinger should have to wear a diaper for the remainder of his time in Congress.
Pope Francis
There should be a mandate that Pope Francis must say the traditional Latin mass, and only that mass, all the time. If he doesn’t say the Latin mass, he should give $14,000 to a pro-life group of his choice and resign immediately.
Pelosi
There should be a mandate that a mask should be sewn onto Nancy Pelosi’s face so she can’t speak. Nothing good or meaningful ever comes out of her mouth anyway. If she mumbles, then she should be fined $14,000 of her stock market investment windfalls. This has the added benefit that her dentures won’t fall out.
King Fauci
There should be a mandate that for every unvaccinated person who loses their job, the person gets to inject anything of their choice into King Fauci’s body. In addition, the person gets to make Biden ingest whatever they choose. Fauci and Biden must pay $14,000 each to obtain the materials. Maybe that will end the mandate nonsense.
President Trump
There should be a mandate that President Trump remains president for the remainder of his life. And this should go into effect immediately. Since Trump doesn’t take a salary as President, every Democrat and RINO should pay him $14,000 per month. The fine print says that Trump must fire Fauci immediately. Sorry President Trump, but for every traitor you hire, you must pay me $14,000.
Afghanistan
There should be a mandate that for every American left behind in Afghanistan, one of his cabinet members gets handed over to Iran. Biden first, Kamala second, Psaki third, then Blinken, Milley, Austin, Garland, Becerra, Mayorkas and so on. And, the mandate includes that Iran must treat them as political prisoners and all the fun that goes with that.
