The sixth busload of illegal immigrants from Texas were dropped off a few blocks from the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I only wish Texas thought of this earlier. It’s pure genius. So, here are ten buses I want to see.
Father Stu
I want the Catholic Church to send busloads of all the Bishops to see the movie “Father Stu.” God knows they need to see what humility and true faith is. Maybe if we tell them that going to a movie will save the environment, they’ll go.
FBI
I want to see the entire FBI organization sent in busloads to Canada so they can work with the disgusting Justin Trudeau. And the trip must be one way. Good bye Felicia!
RINOs
I want to see all of the RINOs sent in busloads to every Trump rally and seated in the front rows. A nice “I’m a RINO” tee shirt would also be a nice addition. I wonder what kind of welcome they would receive.
Biden and Team
I want to see Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and the entire administration sent in busloads to the southern border since they will never go there on their own. Maybe they just need the taxpayers to pay for the trip. Or maybe they won’t go because of the price of fuel. As Biden says, “I did that.”
Celebrities
I want to see nearly all Hollywood celebrities sent in busloads to Costa Rica. This will get them out of our hair and allow them to do actual community service, rather than sitting in their plush homes pretending they care about others. I doubt this will happen. Unless they get paid umpteen million dollars.
Woke CEOs
I want to see all of these woke CEOs sent in busloads off a cliff. It’s a shame it will hurt the buses.
Military
I want to see our military leadership sent in busloads to Area 51 in Nevada and exchanged with aliens so we can get someone that can do a better job. I’m talking about space aliens, not illegal aliens. Although illegal aliens can do a better job too.
Pittsburgh Steelers
I want to see the “bus” return to the Steelers. For those who might not know what I’m talking about, Jerome Bettis was a running back for the Steelers who was known as “the bus.” Even better, I would like a busload of “buses” on the Steelers. And a quarterback please if there’s room on the bus.
Masks
I want to see a busload of masks delivered to King Fauci’s doorstep. And I mean a completely full bus. I’ll bet you can find a lot of people who are willing to donate a mask or two. The masks should be dumped in his front yard, so we kill two birds with one stone. First, Fauci can put 1,000 masks on for protection. And second, his front yard can look like our beaches.
Giraffes
This one is personal and a little weird. I want to see a busload of giraffes delivered to my house. The giraffe is the most intriguing animal on the planet. I love how God makes animals so they have a purpose and certain protections. Shame on the hunters who kill giraffes. They are welcome in my backyard.
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