June 12, 2021
The 81 Million Vote Man
Joe Biden. Former vice president. Barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first illegitimate President. Joe Biden will be that man. Weirder. Weaker. Slower. He will be the 81 Million Vote Man. The above is an adaption of the cold open for the hit television series “The Six...