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May 31, 2024

Pope Francis Is the Winner

Pope Francis is the winner. He is the worst pope of all time. Not by a little bit. But, by a large margin. The environment and UFOs are more important to him than people’s souls. There is a crisis in the Catholic church. Attendance is dwindling in non-Latin mass churches. And, the people are fed up with the feckless pope....

Religion

April 1, 2024

Can I Still Be President?

We all know that Obama is pulling the strings on Biden’s alleged presidency. And, we also know that Obama doesn’t really like Biden. So, Obama makes Biden do things that he never would have done. And, Biden does the things. Then, he always asks Obama, “Can I still be president?” Trans Day Obama: Joe. I want you to name Easter...

Politics

January 10, 2024

Prayer to Saint Michael

Saint Michael the Archangel is associated with courage, protection, and divine intervention. He has four roles: leader of the army of God, angel of death, weigher of souls, and guardian of the church. Catholics have a special prayer to Saint Michael. So, let’s examine that prayer in the light of today’s world. St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle....

Personal/Politics/Religion

December 28, 2023

I Beg Your Pardon Biden

In light of the pardons of 40 murderers by outgoing Louisiana governor John Bel Edwards, I got to thinking about the 10,000 pardons Biden will grant after he is defeated next November. Here are the top ten that are very likely. What’s that you say Mr. Murderer? I beg your pardon Biden. Charles Manson You can bet that Biden will...

Personal/Politics

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Pope Francis Is the Winner

Can I Still Be President?

Prayer to Saint Michael

I Beg Your Pardon Biden