Stranger Things Top Ten
I just finished watching the first part of season four of Stranger Things on Netflix. I think they are getting better with the story and character development as the show matures. While I was sitting there after the final show, I thought to myself that there are a lot of stranger things going on in America right now. So, here is my stranger things top ten list.
Uvalde, Texas
This horrific shooting dominated the headlines until about a week ago. For days, the story kept changing. In the end, we have no idea how it happened.
Paul Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi’s husband was arrested for driving under the influence (DUI). It was reported that this was not his first offense, and that his previous offense resulted in a death. Paul got a hand slap and was sent home. Very strange. Or is it?
Ethanol
Now, Biden wants to put more ethanol into gasoline to bring the price down. That’s not going to make President Ocasio-Cortez happy. Ethanol production is worse for the environment than gasoline production. Very strange.
Ukraine
I could be wrong here because I don’t read or watch anything mainstream media. But, is there still a war going on? I guess the $40 billion dollar donation of our tax dollars to Ukraine ended things. We also stopped praying for the Ukrainian people at church. Very strange.
Lizzie
Liz Cheney is polling over thirty points down to her challenger in her House primary race in Wyoming. Call it a hunch, but I’ll bet you money she wins. Beware Wyoming when they stop counting votes at 10pm on election night. Very strange. And, hopefully not true. I’m not sure why I have this bad feeling. Maybe it’s because of Kemp and Raffensberger in Georgia.
How to Build a Sex Room
A new Netflix reality series will be coming soon. It will highlight how to build a sex room. They just can’t feed our children enough sex stuff. Our children can’t buy a rifle until they are 21 now, but they can become a different sex at 5 and build a sex room at 10. Very strange.
Climbing Stairs
Biden fell up the stairs again getting on Air Force One. If you recall, he fell three times not long ago going up those same steps. Maybe slow down. Or maybe get better shoes. Or maybe wake up. Very strange.
UFO Hearing
Did the huge UFO hearing ever happen in Congress? Remember it was going to be the first time they were going to get an update on UFOs past, present and future. I think the same people who watched the January 6th Committee on television are still sitting there waiting for the UFO hearing. Very strange.
Jack Del Rio
Jack Del Rio is the defensive coordinator for the Washington Redskins. He expressed an opinion comparing the George Floyd riots and the January 6th event. For that, he was fined $100,000. I recall Maxine Waters telling people to confront conservatives in public. And, I remember Chucky Schumer calling out our Supreme Court justices by name. They weren’t fined or punished. Very strange. Or is it?
Tampons
The next shortage is tampons. That’s going to make women mad. But, it’s going to make those California boys even more mad. What will they do if they can’t get tampons in their school bathrooms? Unfortunately, I can’t make this stuff up. I’m coming up empty on this tampon shortage. But, I’m sure there is some ridiculous reason. Very strange.
