Republican and Democrat Boxing Match
Did you ever wonder what would happen if a Republican and a Democrat were in a boxing match? I thought so. Here is my take on a Republican and Democrat boxing match. This will be fun.
Round 1
The Democrat jumps right up off his stool and lunges toward the Republican. The Republican remains on his stool pondering if it is right to box the Democrat because it might cost him votes if he hurts the Democrat. All of a sudden, an FBI informant comes out of nowhere to prod the Republican to violence. The dumb Republican responds by jumping off his stool and dives into the crowd yelling “USA, USA.” When a police officer sees the Republican, he shoots him between the eyes for starting an insurrection. The Democrat rejoices as the Republican backup boxer enters the ring.
Round 2
Once again, the Democrat lunges at the Republican. Still thinking if he should box, the Republican reaches down to get a drink and the Democrat falls into the ropes. After seeing the recent polls, the Republican decides he must box. So, he jumps up and pushes the Democrat in the back. When the Democrat gets angry, the Republican quickly apologizes and offers his hand to shake. The Democrat refuses the apology and takes a big swing at the Republican. But, his punch ends up hitting his own face. The Democrat falls to the count of three.
Round 3
The Democrat began thinking he couldn’t win the fight, so he asked the referee to disqualify the Republican because the Republican questioned the referee’s calls. The referee (an Obama appointee) immediately removed ten points from the Republican. The Republican fans were appalled, but did nothing.
Round 4
Again, the Democrat thought he was losing, so he punched the Republican below the belt. Of course, the Obama referee let it go. When the Republican complained to the referee, the referee told him he would be arrested if he kept complaining. Then, the Democrat told the Republican that it was the cleanest fight ever. The Republican fans were appalled, but did nothing.
Round 5
The Democrat came out with a mask on. When the Republican complained, the Democrat said that there was a new “cheatwin” virus. The referee stopped the match and mandated that the two fighters immediately get an untested, unsafe vaccine or forfeit. After getting vaccinated, the fight continued. But, the Republican fell to the mat and had a seizure. The referee stopped the fight and declared the Democrat the winner. The Republican fans were appalled, but did nothing.
Post Fight
The Democrat screamed that the Republican got what he deserved. Then, the Democrat told a story of how he boxed Muhammad Ali in his Scranton basement, and beat him silly. The Democrat idled over to the Republican who was still on the mat having a seizure. He stepped on the Republican’s throat until he stopped breathing. The Republican fans complained to the referee, but he told them he didn’t see anything. They were appalled, but they did nothing.
