Political Batman Characters
Quite a while ago, I took a swing at what the Batman characters would like in a woke world. I followed that up with another post about the Batman villains in a woke world. Reflecting on those posts, I got to thinking about political Batman characters. What political figures best represent Batman characters?
Batman
I have to go with President Trump. The Democrats (villains) throw everything at him and he fights it all off. It’s like when all of the patients escape from Arkham Asylum and Batman has to round them up one by one. Trump has a belt full of gadgets like honesty and results that they can’t fight against. He just keeps winning and they just keep losing.
Batgirl
I will definitely go with Marjorie Taylor Greene. She is tough and she keeps fighting. The Democrats (villains) absolutely despise her because good always beats evil. They try to attack her in multiple ways, but she keeps getting stronger as a result.
Penguin
This is a tough choice between Chucky Schumer and Jerry Nadler. But, I’ll go with Nadler. First of all, he looks like the Penguin. Second, he’s as inept as the Penguin. The Penguin was always a doofus. And something always smells fishy about this guy.
Riddler
This is definitely Adam Schiff. I say that because he never tells the truth. So, everything he says is a riddle. The only difference between him and the real Riddler is that the real Riddler is smart.
Two Face
Wow! There are a lot of choices. Liz Cheney is the obvious choice, but she only has her one Democrat face left. So, I’ll go with Dan Crenshaw. He’s a formidable foe because it seems like he flips a coin constantly to determine if he’s a Republican or Democrat. It’s sad when he attacks children, but that’s common to Two Face.
Catwoman
Believe it or not, this is a tough one. I’m not going to pick Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez because she would like it and think that everybody thinks she is sexy. Blah! I’m going to go with Jill Biden. She wears that leather skirt and those fishnet stockings thinking she’s 20 years old. But, she’s just a scheming old woman who is fake.
Joker
Let’s see. Who is a pathetic psychotic that wants anarchy? How about Dr. Fauci. And he thinks he’s funny when he’s on television. And he loves to be the center of attention. This joker needs to spend a great deal of time in Arkham Asylum where he belongs.
Hugo Strange
This is a super easy one. Bill Gates gets the nod. Gates is just like Hugo Strange in that he wants to pretend he’s a doctor and hurt and maim people. I would love to see Gates do his experiments on the Joker (Fauci) in Arkham Asylum.
