Pick Your Poison Game

Yes. It’s another game. This one is called the “Pick Your Poison” game. I’ll provide sets of three scenarios, and you get to pick the best of the three. You must pick one of the three. And, it likely won’t be very easy. Please enjoy and no cheating.

Home

Ten illegal alien squatters take over your home and force you to live in the basement.
Your electricity bill doubles, so you can’t run the heater, air conditioner, refrigerator, stove, oven and lights.
Twenty armed FBI agents without a warrant knock your door down and arrest you because your neighbor told them you called Hillary Clinton an evil beast disguised as a woman.

Money

The government imposes a new payroll tax named the “Ukraine Tax” so 75 percent of your paycheck goes directly to the crooked oligarchs in Ukraine.
An IRS agent shoots you in the kneecap because you owe five dollars from twenty years ago.
You go to the grocery store to get a box of cereal, and the cheapest box is eleven dollars.

Crime

Your car breaks down in downtown Philadelphia at midnight, and a gang of hoods starts banging on all of your windows screaming “I want to eat you!”
You and your friend are walking to your car in downtown Chicago at 10am and a car drives by you and you are shot in the back twice.
When you walk into a CVS store in San Francisco, you notice that people are shoplifting a lot of items and walking out of the store. So, you slip a pack of gum into your pocket. And, the police arrest you and you are sentenced to twenty years in prison.

Sports

As a woman, you have trained your entire life to be the best at volleyball. In the championship match, a biological male pretending to be a woman on the other team spikes a ball at your head so hard that it damages your spine resulting in paralysis.
You dreamed all of your life to play in the NFL. But when you get there, the rules prevent you from tackling anybody. So, you have to stand there and let the offensive players run past you.
You are a biological woman pretending to be a man, and you want to shower in the men’s locker room. After you get assaulted by the men, you don’t understand why.

Biden

You must spend an entire afternoon listening to Biden’s lies like his uncle was eaten by cannibals.
Every time Biden coughs into his hand, you have to shake hands with him and lick your hand.
When Biden finishes talking, you have to try and figure out where he’ll shake hands with the air and get there as fast as you can to shake his hand.

Hillary

You have to kiss Hillary Clinton on the lips for more than ten seconds. Just one kiss.
After calling Hillary an election denier to her face, you have to go into hiding for the rest of your life so you don’t “kill yourself.”
You have to steal Hillary’s pant suit and wear it for one whole day while calling everyone you see a deplorable.