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February 28, 2021

The Pro-Choice Conundrum

There are two sides to every argument. There are two colors on a checkerboard. There is good and there is evil. And there is pro-life and pro-choice. I consider myself pro-life and I truly believe in the supporting arguments behind why I believe in it. The supporting arguments are consistent and true. When I try to understand the supporting arguments...

Social Justice and Reform

February 26, 2021

Lenten Sacrifice Suggestions

It’s the season of lent and many people make a Lenten sacrifice like giving something up for the duration of the season. Lent lasts for 40 days, so here are 40 suggestions of things that I think should be given up. Executive 1. Joe Biden – Aborting millions of babies and using our tax dollars for it. 2. Kamala Harris...

Politics

February 24, 2021

Two is Better Than One!

Dr. Fauci recently told us that two masks are better than one to prevent getting the Coronavirus. That got me thinking about some other things where two is better than one. To prevent a humiliating accident, I suggest wearing two pairs of underwear. Three might be even better! Or four or five or even more. Unfortunately, your costs will increase,...

Humor

February 20, 2021

Go Joe Go

Go Joe Go is a satirical take on the famous Dr. Suess book named Go Dog Go. I hope you enjoy it! I think I’ll do another executive order. How about we reopen the border? Go Joe go. I’ll play a game of Mario Kart. Then to an early bed I’ll dart. Go Joe go. I got more votes than...

Humor/Politics