Movies I Don’t Want To See
I go to the movies twice a year, if that. The last movie I saw in a theater was “Sound of Freedom.” Hollywood doesn’t make good movies anymore. Here are some movies I don’t want to see at all.
All the President’s Men
Attorney General Merrick Garland, FBI Director Christopher Wray and Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas star in a musical about their adventures working for an illegitimate president. Of particular interest is Garland’s rendition of “Jailhouse Rock.”
Silence of the Lambs
Athletic women lose to biological males in sporting events. And, biological men are permitted to dress and shower with women. But, most women are silent about it because they don’t care that it is undoing decades of women’s progress.
Snow White
When cocaine is found in the White House, Secret Service names the investigation “Snow White” referencing the white powder. Unfortunately, the Secret Service can’t figure out who owns it or how it got there. So, the case goes cold.
Island of Dr. Moreau
The infamous Dr. Moreau performs experimental procedures on notable Republicans to reprogram them to be lunatic leftists. A few Republicans named Matt, Marjorie and Josh are not able to be reprogrammed. Some previously reprogrammed Republicans named Mitt, Lindsey and Dan cheer Dr. Moreau on. They are his lap dogs.
Open Season
This adorable animated film follows a caravan of 10,000 illegal aliens that will cross into the United States’ southern border. The film teaches your children what a true insurrection looks like. The children will love learning about fentanyl, sex trafficking and true domestic terrorism.
Open Season 2
In this animated film, Alejandro sets out to find the 10,000 illegal aliens that entered the United States in the first Open Season film. Alejandro crosses the country looking, but finds none of them. However, there are comical hijinks along the way like when Alejandro dresses as a bar maid to talk to a couple of guys in the bar.
Dog Day Afternoon
On election day, a raving, lunatic Democrat takes over a polling place. She doesn’t want Trump on the ballot, so she decides to block voting. The standoff lasts for hours. And, the poll workers and several voters are hostages. The police negotiator works with the woman to get things worked out. Finally, the police tell her they’ll take Trump off the ballot. All of the Democrats leap with joy because they can win the election now.
Psycho
A mom keeps taking her five year old son to see drag queen shows. The mom leads a school group to read pornographic books in the classrooms and complete surveys on what gender the children want to be. The mom encourages her son every day to be gay, to be a drag queen or be a woman. Ten years later, her son goes into a school and shoots everybody.
