Movie Ideas I Want to See
Considering that 2023 has pretty much been a bust at the box office and the writers are on strike, here are some movie ideas I want to see. I’m sure Hollywood would never give these movie ideas the time of day.
Those People
A woman is in need of a kidney transplant. The hospital calls her to tell her they have a kidney. Excitedly, she goes to the hospital for the surgery. The nurse asks he if she has had the coronavirus vaccine. She says she has not. Then, the nurse calls her one of “those people” and tells her she can’t get the transplant if she isn’t vaccinated for coronavirus. When the doctor comes in, the nurse tells him about her unvaccinated status. The doctor slaps the nurse and tells her to shut up. Then, she gets her transplant.
Returned
A couple of cowboys roam the country rounding up illegal aliens and returning them to Mexico.
Dear Hunter
The president’s son goes on a bender while his father wonders if he has a son. Hunter uses crack cocaine and sleeps with a male prostitute. When the president’s wife finds her son in bed with a man, she is so angry that she turns him in to the authorities for bribery. Then, Hunter sings like a bird implicating his father in the bribery and money laundering scheme. When the authorities go to arrest the president, he isn’t in the White House. Eventually, they find him in the Rose Garden and he asks them how to get to the White House.
Break Out
A crack team of former FBI agents helps all of the January 6th political prisoners escape from prison. Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell lose their minds. Marjorie Taylor Greene asks “What political prisoners?” When asked about the escape, Attorney General Merrick Garland says “I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation.” The former FBI agents and the January 6th political prisoners take refuge in Mexico knowing that they can simply walk back into the country when they’re ready.
The Library
Two parents go into a library and find pornographic books in the children’s section. When they report it to the librarian, the librarian tells them they belong there. Angry at the librarian, the parents get the books and move them to the adult section. When an adult enters the library, she sees the books and is aghast. She reports the books to the librarian. The librarian tells her the books belong in the children’s section. The woman punches the librarian in the face and reports her as a pedophile.
