Just Some Silly Stuff - The Conservative Box

Why are a lot of old men's pants droopy?

I’m going to try to take a break from politics. But, I’m sure Biden or the Democrats will do something to distract me. Anyway, here’s just some silly stuff for you.

Random Thoughts

Why do they call it Black Friday when everyone goes in the red that day?
When a store clerk is being really slow, is it acceptable to ask her/him which is faster – a sloth or an inept store clerk?
Why do a lot of older men have droopy pants? Is that a design flaw or nothing to hold them up?
My voice sounds like I smoke thirty packs of cigarettes a day when I’m in a remote work meeting. It’s quite disturbing.
Along those same lines, I hate when I’m the first one in the remote meeting because I have to stare at myself until someone joins. And, I find every single flaw in my face. It’s quite disturbing.
My boss claims he is the best at everything in the world. I guess that doesn’t include humility.
Does a cat’s neck hurt from always looking up at us?
Why do we get hungry four hours after Thanksgiving dinner?
Does Thanksgiving dinner qualify as gluttony?

Some More

If you don’t believe in Jesus, what do you celebrate at Christmas? Santa Claus? Oops! That’s a saint. I guess it’s just gifts. Oops! That’s like the three wise men. That leaves nothing but emptiness.
Cats and dogs get along better than most people do.
If a dog gets coronavirus, does it have to wear a muzzle to protect other dogs?
Why is wine better when it ages? I throw food out when it gets old.
Hot cocoa sounds much more appealing than hot chocolate.
If I could hibernate, I would.
Why do they call them sweat pants? I don’t sweat when I wear them.
How many times has a store clerk told you they don’t have something you want? And, then you see it as you’re walking out.
If you take a test, is it acceptable to walk out with it?