If I Could, I Would
This is not a game and it’s not meant to be funny. This is me telling you what I would do if I could do it. In other words, “If I could, I would” do something.
Getting Started
If I could, I would inject Dr. Fauci and Joe Biden with an experimental vaccine that could result in their death. And, I would mandate that they get it.
If I could, I would stick my foot up Mike Johnson’s butt. He is one of the most disappointing people in my lifetime. It sure didn’t take him long to become a swamp creature. Or, maybe he is a wolf hiding in sheep’s clothing.
If I could, I would end all of these phony political persecution charges against President Trump. It reminds me of a toddler who is losing a game, so she makes up new rules to win.
If I could, I would release every January 6th political prisoner who did no damage to the building or another person.
If I could, I would go back in time and change a stupid thing I said to one of my friends. I’m sure he has probably forgotten about it, but I carry it with me.
Keep Going
If I could, I would replace every Republican in the House of Representatives with someone who will actually do something that I want.
If I could, I would replace Pope Francis with a Catholic pope. There is no way he is a follower of Jesus.
If I could, I would put Senators Mitt Romney, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski on a boat and direct it to China.
If I could, I would stop the Democrats and RINOs from stealing the 2024 elections. I would also eliminate all voting machines.
If I could, I would punch George W. Bush in the nose for tricking all of us to think he is a conservative. Maybe his gal-pal Big Mike Obama can tend to his bloody nose.
Finish Line
If I could, I would use the Pear of Anguish on Liz Cheney to hurt her as much as she hurt so many other people. She knelt at the foot of Nancy Pelosi and kissed her ring. And, her career went down the drain.
If I could, I would create a new political party. The Democrats have gone so far to the left that I don’t recognize them. And, the Republicans are useless. My new party would have a ton of people from the start.
If I could, I would move the White House to the southern border. Then, the illegal aliens can see the White House for free. And, they can even store their drugs there.
If I could, I would write a million more of these. But, I’m done for now.
