Finally, A Happy New Year
Finally, a Happy New Year! We don’t have to mumble it under our breath. And, we don’t have to pretend it will truly be happy. The last “happy” new year was in 2019. A full five years ago. That was before coronavirus and the stolen 2020 election. It was better days for America and it’s people. So, let’s see what we have to look forward to in the happy new year.
Illegal Aliens
Guess what. If you came into our country illegally, you are going home. So, you better enjoy your final days. We’ll take back your gift cards, your abundance of money and your lush accommodations. Our schools won’t need English interpreters. The stress on our healthcare system will be eased. And, you won’t live in our country on my dime. As they say, don’t let the door hit you in your butt.
International Respect
We will finally get the international respect we deserve. That means not leaving behind billions of dollars of our finest military equipment. Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni, won’t have to find our president wandering off and bring him back for a photo. Our president will no longer be sleeping at international events. And most importantly, a Chinese balloon will last about five seconds in our airspace.
Inflation
This won’t be an easy task. But, I have complete faith in President Trump, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. The money printing presses will be shut down. And, price gouging will be eliminated (oops, sorry, that is Kamala’s dumb idea!). I say it won’t be easy because once prices are up, they rarely come back down. The world course corrects to the elevated prices.
Liberal Democrats
After President Trump’s resounding victory in November, far left liberal Democrats can spend the next four years in hiding. Essentially, they were voted out without running. Nobody likes you and nobody cares what you think anymore. Take your stupid ideas and shove them where the sun doesn’t shine.
Drones
The clock is ticking. The drones that are littering our skies have about 19 days to leave. After that, they will be gone whether they like it or not.
Conclusion
There are so many more reasons to celebrate this new year. I was absolutely gleeful last night and today. I just hope the Republicans don’t screw it up like they always do. But, they will do so at their own peril. But, I’ll just enjoy the moment for now.
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