Democrat Citizenship Test
I came across the new Democrat citizenship test for immigrants to become citizens of the United States.
What race are you?
- African American
- Asian
- Indigenous Person
- Hispanic
- White Supremacist
- Other
- I don’t know because the Democrats haven’t told me yet.
What is your gender?
- Male
- Female
- Birthing Person
- Pregnant Male
- Bleeding Person
- Neuter
- All of the above
- None of the above
- I don’t know because the Democrats haven’t told me yet.
Who was the American general that led his troops to victory in the Revolutionary War?
- George Washington
- George Floyd
- Mark Milley
- Vladimir Putin
- Jim Crow
- Stacey Abrams
- I don’t know because the Democrats removed all the statues.
What was the Civil War?
- A war that freed the slaves in America.
- Russian disinformation
- Conspiracy theory
- The Democrats told me it doesn’t matter because it was Trump’s fault.
Why do you love America?
- The government gives me everything I want and need.
- The generous taxpayers give me money.
- I can be any gender I want to be.
- I get treated better than the rest of America.
- I don’t love America. I actually hate it.
- When I commit a violent crime, I get out of jail immediately.
- I can burn down a police building with no consequences.
- Biden will invite me to the State of the Union address.
Who is your American female hero?
- Rachel Levine
- Lia Thomas
- Rupaul
- Nancy Pelosi
- The Democrats told me to say Kamala Harris.
Who is responsible for the current inflation in America?
- Trump
- Putin
- Trump and Putin
- Anybody but Biden
- Will Smith
- The Democrats told me to say Trump.
How will you vote in the upcoming election?
- Democrat
- Whoever gives me the best gift
- The Democrats already programmed my vote in the Dominion machine.
- I’ll listen to whatever the mainstream media tells me to do.
- I’ll listen to whatever Facebook, Twitter, Google and YouTube tell me.
- It doesn’t matter. The Democrats already have it rigged.
