Conservative Woke Dictionary
Here is the new unabridged conservative woke dictionary.
cruzadict (arnold)
Noun
A person who says something completely ignorant for zero political gain.
Example: Don’t listen to Ted because he is a cruzadict.
trunalimunumaprzure
Noun
There is no human definition for this word.
Example: Biden just said he will lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.
kamalacackle
Verb
To laugh with a cackle when you have no idea what to say.
Example: She was so confused that she had to kamalacackle.
chainymoron
Noun
A person with an extremely low IQ that thinks they are better than everybody else.
Example: She’ll never get re-elected because she’s a chainymoron.
cryzinger
Noun
An adult who cries like an infant and can’t stop.
Example: Adam is such a cryzinger that we should give him a timeout.
fauciless
Adjective
A place that is better off with someone missing.
Example: A fauciless world would have a lot less dead people.
clintonface
Noun
A person who is incredibly ugly.
Example: She has clintonface and people run the other way.
obamadrama
Noun
Multiple crises that result from poor policies and stupid decisions.
Example: Joe Biden doesn’t know anything but obamadrama.
pencedup
Verb
To screw something up because you have no courage.
Example: Mike pencedup the election certification because he has no spine.
pelosispeak
Noun
To speak like a baby and jumble your words into nonsense.
Example: What in the heck is she saying? That is such pelosispeak.
