Can I Still Be President?
We all know that Obama is pulling the strings on Biden’s alleged presidency. And, we also know that Obama doesn’t really like Biden. So, Obama makes Biden do things that he never would have done. And, Biden does the things. Then, he always asks Obama, “Can I still be president?”
Trans Day
Obama: Joe. I want you to name Easter day the “Transgender Day of Visibility.” The Christians can share their biggest holiday of the year with the transgender community. (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
Easter Eggs
Obama: Tell those little turd Catholic kids that they can’t decorate their Easter eggs with religious symbols. But, tell them they are welcome to decorate with pornography. (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
Chinese
Obama: Let as many Chinese people into the country illegally and settle them as close to our military bases as possible. Then, give them the specifications to our biggest military secrets. (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
Afghanistan
Obama: Pull our troops out of Afghanistan, but make sure you leave as much of our military equipment behind as possible. (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
Trump
Obama: Since you have done the things I asked, there is no way you will beat Trump in the 2024 election. Have the Attorney General make up a bunch of charges against him and get him tried in a Democrat stronghold so it is likely he’ll go to jail. Got it? (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
Obama: No. You have to do what I tell you.
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
Satan
Obama: Make sure you decorate the White House with Satanic symbols for Christmas. It’s very important to support every fringe group to make the Christians angry. (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
Inflation
Obama: People won’t respect you unless you drive up prices on everything. By the end of your term, everything should cost at least twice as much as it did when you started. All these rich white people have the money. (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I still be president?
President
Joe: Barack, can I still be president?
Obama: Well, you actually lost the election. But, we fixed that. So, you can still be president as long as you mandate the coronavirus vaccine and kill off as many people as possible. (giggle, giggle)
Joe: OK. But, can I take a vacation again? I’m really tired.
