Biden’s Dementia Test
It is well documented that Joe Biden suffers from dementia. And, it’s sad that his wife and family let him make a fool of himself in front of the world. If Biden decides to run for president in 2024, there is going to be a demand that he take a dementia test. Luckily, I got hold of Biden’s dementia test.
Questions 1 – 5
If Mickey Mouse lives in Disney World, then where does Micky Mouse live?
- In the walls of the White House
- In your home town of Scranton, Pennsylvania
- Disney World
If an animal is endangered, that means:
- You must get the animal help right away because it is “in dangered”
- It is waiting for a sex change operation if it’s engendered
- The population of the animal is declining like the human race
If one plus one is two, then what is two minus one?
- Anyway, my son Beau invented the Pythagorean theorem
- Anyway, I was the top student in my class in math
- One
The President of the United States is:
- Obama
- Trump
- Me because I cheated
What does LGBTQ stand for?
- Let’s Go Brandon Think Quick
- I don’t know, they just tell me it’s important to say
- It’s a certification you can put on your LinkedIn profile
Questions 6 – 10
What should you do to keep your head warm?
- Wear a hat
- Stick your head in a microwave
- Rub it really hard for 15 minutes
The best part of being a practicing Catholic is:
- Killing babies
- Not having to worry about sin
- Hanging out with Pope Francis
An EV is an:
- Electric vehicle
- Dog breed
- Rapper
The best way to make money is to:
- Bribe foreign countries
- Take my cut from Hunter
- Work at McDonald’s
What is inflation?
- Something Trump did
- Blowing up a balloon
- Trump caused an “inflation” on January 6th
Extra Credit
If a dog is black and a cat is brown, what color is the dog?
- I won’t answer because this is a racist question
- Black
- White
