At Least We Can Bite Them
If you haven’t seen the nauseating video of Joe Biden biting a baby in Finland, you need to. Not because it is newsworthy. But, because it demonstrates to the world who we have as an alleged president. This jerk is driving us toward World War III while he bites babies. He has given Ukraine so much of our weaponry that we would be sitting ducks if a war were to break out. But, at least we can bite them.
Marines
As the Marines advance on the enemy with no weapons, they try to bite them. One Marine can be seen in a nearby field trying to bite a cow. And, another can be seen going around in circles trying to bite her own “tail.” The Marines are annihilated, and the commander tells headquarters that he needs reinforcements. Hearing that they will send another unit, he asks if it is possible to get some large dogs instead.
Navy
As a Navy ship is crossing the Atlantic, they learn that an enemy submarine is near. They immediately engage the “Sea Dogs.” The Sea Dogs dive into the ocean and start swimming toward the submarine. When they reach the submarine, they all start biting the metal. The submarine ignores them and sinks the Navy ship. When the submarine returns to dock, several Sea Dogs are still trying to bite their way through the metal. So, the enemy grabs a bunch of babies to bite, and the Sea Dogs get off the submarine to go and bite the babies.
Air Force
Just before a critical flight, the president visits and bites each of the airmen for luck. One airman wearing a rainbow uniform giggles over and over as the president bites his tummy and makes weird gurgling noises. Once in the air, they are engaged by an enemy fighter. The pilot gets as close to the enemy fighter as possible, then he screams “Send the Air Dogs.” A group of airmen jump out of the airplane and land on the enemy fighter. Then, they begin biting the enemy plane. One Air Dog loses his teeth as they get stuck on the plane. Several mouths start bleeding and the Air Dogs must retreat.
Army
An Army unit is engaged in a conflict in a jungle. They are a crack unit named the “Jungle Dogs.” While they march, they often get derailed as they playfully bite each other. But, disaster strikes when a soldier bites another soldier too hard in the neck. He severs the carotid artery, killing the soldier instantly. Seeing this, the commander pulls together the unit and tells them this is exactly what they need to do in battle since they don’t have weapons.
Conclusion
I have never in my life seen a president who acted so oddly. Pretending to bite a baby in your family room with your family at Christmas is perfectly fine. Then, it is in your privacy. But, pretending to bite the baby of a stranger in a foreign country is downright strange. Especially when you are the alleged president of the United States. I’m sure the mother of that baby thought he was a total creeper. And, I’m sure that raised the hair on the backs of many a neck.
