Angry Old Man
I’ll let you guess who the “Angry Old Man” is. This is sung to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Angry Young Man.”
There’s no place in the world for the angry old man
With his illegal mandates and his radical plans
He will never unite, he just wants to divide
And he’ll call you a name if you’re on the wrong side
And he’s proud of his lies and the damage he’s done
And the more he hurts you the more he has won
And he likes to be known as the angry old man
Give a moment or two to the angry old man
With his foot in his mouth and a tail on his can
He tries to be bold but he’s really quite weak
He whispers to us and it makes us all eek
And he sits in his basement away from us all
Hoping to God he does not get a call
And he likes to be known as the angry old man
I believe he passed the age of consciousness and intelligence
He thought socialism was a noble fight
And he never believed in America too
But his handlers tell him everything to do
And he has no idea of wrong or right
And there’s never a place for the angry old man
Calling us names that we don’t understand
And his face gets red and he just starts to shake
His veins pop out and his voice starts to break
As he calls a reporter he was told to call then
But the reporter asks a difficult question
And he’ll go to the grave as an angry old man
There’s no place in the world for the angry old man
He can’t answer questions without him and haw
And he makes up his answers thinking nobody saw
His staff has to clean up every mess
And his staff thinks that Kamala might be the best
But they really know she would be a mad mess
And he likes to be known as the angry old man
